Don't Talk Trash & Not Be Ready To FIGHT!
Saturday, August 9, 2008
I almost forgot to tell y'all about the funniest thing I saw last night. It was really amazing.
After hanging out with my good friends, we went to Maxwell Polish that stays open 24hrs a day. It is on Roosevelt and Interstate 94, downtown Chicago. If you are in town, be sure to stop by there. It is great!
Jamel and I are standing outside eating our polish (Yes, I continued to destroy my workout.) and catching up with one another. A car pulls up and a female gets out of the passenger seat to wait in line to get her polish.
After some time passes by, the boyfriend, husband, or whomever gets out of the car and waits in line with her. I believe, not sure, someone tried to talk to the young lady and her companion wasn't too pleased about that.
He begins shouting at the guy and talking real crazy about what he is going to do to the other older guy. You should have heard all that he was saying. It was really wild. I wish I had my video recorder with me because he was talking cash money.
Well the old dude says, "If you are looking for a fight, then you are barking up the right tree!" LOL! That is halarious! Nevertheless, they continue war of words.
Meanwhile, I am eating my polish and I say to Jamel, "I got my money on the older guy. Other dude is just wolfing to much." We laughed and kept watching.
Well, someone spit on the older guy and he gave dude a left to the jaw! Everyone was like ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Dude stepped back and the older guy gave him another left that really wobbled the guy. He was damn near sleep on his feet. He ducked behind the female that was with him. That is a damn shame to hide behind the woman that you were suppose to be defending.
Here is the funny part.
Instead of backing up all that wolfing dude was doing before he caught the two piece to the jaw, he walks back towards his care and gets on the cell phone!!!
You read that right, he gets on the cell phone! LOL! We were cracking up and pointing at him. Now I must admit that I thought at first that he was going to car to get a gun or a bat or something, so being a little intoxicated I yelled out, "Don't be no bitch and get no gun or nothing. Fight!" LOL!
Fighting was the last thing on this guys mind. He gets in the car on the phone, then looks up and saw a police officer and runs over there to them. You talk about someone laughing, I couldn't keep myself together.
Nothing happened to the older guy, I think everyone outside refused to say that the older guy hit him because the younger dude was talking so much crap, then was acting scared when he got punched in the jaw.
Cannot express to you the level of laughter everyone was going through outside that polish shop.
I guess the moral of the story is if you are going to run your mouth like you are going to fight, you better be ready to take one in the jaw and then back it up!
After hanging out with my good friends, we went to Maxwell Polish that stays open 24hrs a day. It is on Roosevelt and Interstate 94, downtown Chicago. If you are in town, be sure to stop by there. It is great!
Jamel and I are standing outside eating our polish (Yes, I continued to destroy my workout.) and catching up with one another. A car pulls up and a female gets out of the passenger seat to wait in line to get her polish.
After some time passes by, the boyfriend, husband, or whomever gets out of the car and waits in line with her. I believe, not sure, someone tried to talk to the young lady and her companion wasn't too pleased about that.
He begins shouting at the guy and talking real crazy about what he is going to do to the other older guy. You should have heard all that he was saying. It was really wild. I wish I had my video recorder with me because he was talking cash money.
Well the old dude says, "If you are looking for a fight, then you are barking up the right tree!" LOL! That is halarious! Nevertheless, they continue war of words.
Meanwhile, I am eating my polish and I say to Jamel, "I got my money on the older guy. Other dude is just wolfing to much." We laughed and kept watching.
Well, someone spit on the older guy and he gave dude a left to the jaw! Everyone was like ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Dude stepped back and the older guy gave him another left that really wobbled the guy. He was damn near sleep on his feet. He ducked behind the female that was with him. That is a damn shame to hide behind the woman that you were suppose to be defending.
Here is the funny part.
Instead of backing up all that wolfing dude was doing before he caught the two piece to the jaw, he walks back towards his care and gets on the cell phone!!!
You read that right, he gets on the cell phone! LOL! We were cracking up and pointing at him. Now I must admit that I thought at first that he was going to car to get a gun or a bat or something, so being a little intoxicated I yelled out, "Don't be no bitch and get no gun or nothing. Fight!" LOL!
Fighting was the last thing on this guys mind. He gets in the car on the phone, then looks up and saw a police officer and runs over there to them. You talk about someone laughing, I couldn't keep myself together.
Nothing happened to the older guy, I think everyone outside refused to say that the older guy hit him because the younger dude was talking so much crap, then was acting scared when he got punched in the jaw.
Cannot express to you the level of laughter everyone was going through outside that polish shop.
I guess the moral of the story is if you are going to run your mouth like you are going to fight, you better be ready to take one in the jaw and then back it up!
